I’ve been checking out some cartoons lately. Specially Korra (freaking amazing) and The Amazing World of Gumball.
Nicole (Gumball’s mom) is actually a pretty good character imo, in fact she’s the only reason I watch the show. But I noticed she’s flat-chested, so I made this thing. I’m sure you would’ve done the same.
“The old man dragged her well off the road into a tangle of trees, cursing and muttering all the while.”
The only thing on page 35 of the nearest book to me is a large, detailed photograph of a pair of open-faced shrimp sandwiches on a fancy presentation plate.
This does not bode well.
That’s literally it. Oh my god.
After I made my commitment to Christ, my life changed dramatically.
A globe of fire leaped to another mast, clinging to its top.
These are all problems in foreshortening, which really means drawing the figure so that it looks like a solid, three dimensional object which is moving through real space - not like a paper doll lying flat on a sheet of paper.
My sex life really is an anatomy lesson I don’t think you guys begin to even understand.
That’s how they all came to start, jogging off from the inn one fine morning just before May, on laden ponies; and Bilbo was wearing a dark-green cloak borrowed from Dwalin. So my sex life is a scene in the hobbit oh okay
I somehow managed to keep a straight face, which was harder than it sounds.
…. *facepalms* why do I do this to myself?
The nearest book to me was my Bible. I knew right then it was going to be hilarious:
“The famine will consume the land, and the plenty will be unknown in the land by reason of the famine that will follow, for it will be very severe.”
This is very accurate, considering I’d have to find the girl, fall in love and get married in the next eight months for me to get any. :P
(( DeliciousUnicorn made me laugh the hardest. ))
“Among the common people were a few from higher society, two or three ladies, one very old general; they were all staying at the guest house.”
Sounds like I’m going to be rather busy. Oh dear…
“All three had brilliant white teeth that shone like pearls against the ruby of their voluptuous lips.”
Many of you got upset after that animation with Anti-Mage and Twilight, so here’s a bunch of cute chibi-ponies sliding into a box. It’s short, but it’s just to see if you like it. If you do of course I’ll make more with the rest of the ponies and not-ponies ^^
Also, announcement: I’ll be back to school next Monday, so I will update way less after that. However, I made a twitter for Nightmare moon, which you can find here: mlp_NightyMoon
It will work pretty much like the blog. Just less art, but more answered questions. Kinda like the “old-school” Ask Nightmare Moon I had on my deviantart, in which I answered almost every single question. It will be like that again! so if you have questions, go follow Nighty and ask away.
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